The Story
Tired of unsolicited opinions? Exhausted from listening to Steve from accounting explain crypto again? Hand them a piece of this delightfully direct gum and let the box do the talking. The packaging boldly asks, "Ask your doctor if shutting the F up is right for you," which, let’s be honest, is medical advice many people could use.
Inside, you’ll find eight pieces of mint gum, perfect for freshening breath and subtly suggesting that maybe—just maybe—some things are better left unsaid. Ideal for coworkers, chatty seatmates, or that one friend who turns every conversation into a monologue. Give the gift of silence (and minty freshness) today!
8 pieces of mint-flavored gum.
Details & Craftsmanship
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Description
Tired of unsolicited opinions? Exhausted from listening to Steve from accounting explain crypto again? Hand them a piece of this delightfully direct gum and let the box do the talking. The packaging boldly asks, "Ask your doctor if shutting the F up is right for you," which, let’s be honest, is medical advice many people could use.
Inside, you’ll find eight pieces of mint gum, perfect for freshening breath and subtly suggesting that maybe—just maybe—some things are better left unsaid. Ideal for coworkers, chatty seatmates, or that one friend who turns every conversation into a monologue. Give the gift of silence (and minty freshness) today!
8 pieces of mint-flavored gum.
