Be The Whole Problem Gum

Be The Whole Problem Gum — the tiny pack of minty chaos that basically whispers, “Don’t just stir the pot. Flip the table.”

The front features a delightfully unhinged little creature — we’re calling it a cat (even if it’s giving strong raccoon-who’s-seen-some-things energy). It’s got dramatic black eye markings and the unmistakable “I’m about to push this glass off the table and we both know it” expression. Inspirational? Absolutely.

Inside? 8 candy-coated peppermint gum pieces ready to freshen your breath while you actively choose mischief. It’s minty. It’s bold. It’s the perfect accessory for side-eyes, sarcastic comments, and light villain energy.

Perfect for:

• Your most chaotic friend

• Passive-aggressive gift exchanges

• Stocking stuffers with attitude

• Anyone who identifies as “the problem”

Peppermint Ingredients: Sugar, Dextrose, Gum Base, Corn Syrup, Natural & Artificial Flavors, Tapioca Dextrin, Glycerine, Gum Arabic, Aspartame, Acesulfame Potassium, Confectioners Glaze, Carnauba Wax, Corn Starch, BHT (to maintain freshness).
Phenylketonurics: Contains Phenylalanine.
May contain soy.
Produced with Genetic Engineering — because even your gum has a rebellious streak.

It’s fresh breath with menace.
It’s cute but threatening.
It’s not here to solve problems.

It is the whole problem.