Butter Air Freshener

Finally, the missing ingredient for your car: butter. This vanilla-scented air freshener is shaped like a classic yellow stick of salted butter, because nothing says “classy ride” like dairy décor dangling from your rearview mirror.

Measuring 5" x 1.75" and double-sided for maximum buttery glory, it comes with an elastic cord so you can loop it up and proudly declare your love for both fresh air and fridge staples.

Sure, it smells like vanilla instead of actual butter (because no one wants their car to smell like a popcorn machine exploded), but it looks so real you’ll want to spread it on toast. Please don’t.

Perfect for foodies, butter enthusiasts, or anyone who thinks “car accessories” should also make people do a double take.