The Story
Can O’ Sardines – The Only Fish You’ll Ever Want to Cuddle
Crack open this suspiciously fishy tin and unleash… six plush sardines just waiting to flop into your life and become your new smelly (but not actually smelly) besties.
No scales. No slime. Just soft, squishy fish with questionable life choices.
WHAT’S INSIDE THIS DELIGHTFULLY DISTURBING CAN?
🐟 6 plush sardines with dead-inside eyes and soft little fins
🐟 Sardine jokes that are seriously off the hook
🐟 Weird fish facts to make you the most annoying person at trivia night
🐟 Packaging that’s recyclable, because fish care about the environment too
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE!
– NOT ACTUAL FOOD. Seriously, please don’t eat them.
– Don’t chew ‘em, swallow ‘em, or try to make them into sushi.
– Ages 3+ ONLY. (Because toddlers and sharp lids are a bad combo.)
– Open with adult supervision unless you're a fishmonger with a death wish.
– Dispose of the can and lid unless you like surprise tetanus.
Proudly labeled and canned in the USA, where dreams of hugging tiny fish come true.
The perfect gag gift, stocking stuffer, or way to confuse literally anyone. 🐟
Details & Craftsmanship
Every detail has been carefully considered to bring you the perfect product.
Details & Craftsmanship
Every detail has been carefully considered to bring you the perfect product.
Description
Can O’ Sardines – The Only Fish You’ll Ever Want to Cuddle
Crack open this suspiciously fishy tin and unleash… six plush sardines just waiting to flop into your life and become your new smelly (but not actually smelly) besties.
No scales. No slime. Just soft, squishy fish with questionable life choices.
WHAT’S INSIDE THIS DELIGHTFULLY DISTURBING CAN?
🐟 6 plush sardines with dead-inside eyes and soft little fins
🐟 Sardine jokes that are seriously off the hook
🐟 Weird fish facts to make you the most annoying person at trivia night
🐟 Packaging that’s recyclable, because fish care about the environment too
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE!
– NOT ACTUAL FOOD. Seriously, please don’t eat them.
– Don’t chew ‘em, swallow ‘em, or try to make them into sushi.
– Ages 3+ ONLY. (Because toddlers and sharp lids are a bad combo.)
– Open with adult supervision unless you're a fishmonger with a death wish.
– Dispose of the can and lid unless you like surprise tetanus.
Proudly labeled and canned in the USA, where dreams of hugging tiny fish come true.
The perfect gag gift, stocking stuffer, or way to confuse literally anyone. 🐟
