Caution! This tote may contain possums.

🛍️ We’re not saying it does… but we’re also not saying it doesn’t.

Whether you're hauling groceries, books, or a surprise marsupial, this tote has your back—and your possum. Made of 100% cotton, with reinforced handles, this baby is machine washable, just in case your possums get a little... enthusiastic.

Specs:

📏 15” W x 15” H x 3” D
🖐 22” straps – perfect for slinging over your shoulder while making direct eye contact with strangers
🧺 Machine washable – because possums shed (probably)
🌿 Eco-friendly AND slightly threatening

Great for farmers markets, cryptid conventions, library trips, or just confusing people in public.

Tote responsibly. Or don’t. We’re not your possum handler.