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$3.90The Story
Finally, pens that say what you wish you could.
This glorious set of 5 black ink ballpoint pens is perfect for anyone who’s ever had to fake a smile while explaining that yes, the coupon expired in 2003. Each pen is a tiny beacon of emotional honesty, perfect for your desk, your apron pocket, or passive-aggressively handing to your manager during a “quick chat.”
Each pen has one of these gems written on them:
🖊 THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS WRONG
🖊 OUTWARD SMILES, INWARD SCREAMS
🖊 SORRY, I'M ON MY BREAK
🖊 I DON'T KNOW. I JUST WORK HERE
🖊 HERE TO HELP! JK, PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE
Give them to your coworkers. Keep them all for yourself. Use them to sign return forms with a flourish of justified rage. Either way, they’re your new emotional support pens.
Black ink. Ballpoint. 100% petty.
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Finally, pens that say what you wish you could.
This glorious set of 5 black ink ballpoint pens is perfect for anyone who’s ever had to fake a smile while explaining that yes, the coupon expired in 2003. Each pen is a tiny beacon of emotional honesty, perfect for your desk, your apron pocket, or passive-aggressively handing to your manager during a “quick chat.”
Each pen has one of these gems written on them:
🖊 THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS WRONG
🖊 OUTWARD SMILES, INWARD SCREAMS
🖊 SORRY, I'M ON MY BREAK
🖊 I DON'T KNOW. I JUST WORK HERE
🖊 HERE TO HELP! JK, PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE
Give them to your coworkers. Keep them all for yourself. Use them to sign return forms with a flourish of justified rage. Either way, they’re your new emotional support pens.
Black ink. Ballpoint. 100% petty.
