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💪😈 Hydration from hell (in a good way).
Stay refreshed while your soul burns (from cardio) with this sturdy 24 oz insulated stainless steel water bottle, featuring an oddly dignified pattern of white demons getting their sweat on—yoga, lunges, deadlifts… probably eternal torment too, but they make it look cute.
This all-black bottle with a textured glossy finish doesn’t just look metal—it performs like it too. Thanks to its double-wall vacuum insulation, it keeps drinks hot for up to 6 hours and cold for up to 24 (sadly not at the same time—science is weird like that).
Features:
🔥 Durable stainless steel construction with vacuum insulation
💦 Screw-on lid with a flip-up sippy spout + removable straw
🧊 Keeps cold drinks icy for 24 hours
☕ Keeps hot drinks hot for 6 hours
🙅♀️ Won’t leak in your bag, even if your willpower does
📏 24 oz capacity – enough to hydrate a demon mid-spin class
Perfect for gym rats, goths, office gremlins, or anyone who appreciates a little infernal fitness on the go.
Hydrate or damn yourself trying.

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Description
💪😈 Hydration from hell (in a good way).
Stay refreshed while your soul burns (from cardio) with this sturdy 24 oz insulated stainless steel water bottle, featuring an oddly dignified pattern of white demons getting their sweat on—yoga, lunges, deadlifts… probably eternal torment too, but they make it look cute.
This all-black bottle with a textured glossy finish doesn’t just look metal—it performs like it too. Thanks to its double-wall vacuum insulation, it keeps drinks hot for up to 6 hours and cold for up to 24 (sadly not at the same time—science is weird like that).
Features:
🔥 Durable stainless steel construction with vacuum insulation
💦 Screw-on lid with a flip-up sippy spout + removable straw
🧊 Keeps cold drinks icy for 24 hours
☕ Keeps hot drinks hot for 6 hours
🙅♀️ Won’t leak in your bag, even if your willpower does
📏 24 oz capacity – enough to hydrate a demon mid-spin class
Perfect for gym rats, goths, office gremlins, or anyone who appreciates a little infernal fitness on the go.
Hydrate or damn yourself trying.





















