Expert Sticker

Ah yes, the universal sign of expertise: a child about to jam a fork into a power outlet. Nothing says “trust me, I know what I’m doing” quite like imminent electrocution.

This 3" diameter sticker is made of shiny holographic vinyl (so your poor life choices really sparkle), die-cut for maximum style, and weatherproof—because bad decisions don’t stop just because it’s raining.

Slap it on your laptop, water bottle, hard hat, or toolbox to let the world know you are a certified professional in chaos, questionable judgment, and probably voiding warranties.

Vinyl sticker!