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Face the Apocalypse Card

Face the Apocalypse Card

$1.80

Original: $5.99

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Face the Apocalypse Card

$5.99

$1.80

The Story

This charmingly retro love card is perfect for that special someone who makes your heart race—even while the world’s on fire. Whether it’s zombies, aliens, or just another Tuesday in late-stage capitalism, let them know you wouldn’t want to hoard canned goods, sharpen machetes, or fight radioactive raccoons with anyone else.

Designed with vintage flair and end-of-days feels, this card is equal parts sweet, sarcastic, and slightly unhinged—just like your relationship.

Perfect for anniversaries, Valentine’s Day, or just reassuring your partner-in-chaos that if society collapses, you’ll still be arguing over where to build the bunker—together.

Blank inside. Premium quality, soft touch cardstock, precision laser cut. Includes an A2 kraft envelope (4-3/8" x 5-3/4")

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Details & Craftsmanship

Every detail has been carefully considered to bring you the perfect product.

Description

This charmingly retro love card is perfect for that special someone who makes your heart race—even while the world’s on fire. Whether it’s zombies, aliens, or just another Tuesday in late-stage capitalism, let them know you wouldn’t want to hoard canned goods, sharpen machetes, or fight radioactive raccoons with anyone else.

Designed with vintage flair and end-of-days feels, this card is equal parts sweet, sarcastic, and slightly unhinged—just like your relationship.

Perfect for anniversaries, Valentine’s Day, or just reassuring your partner-in-chaos that if society collapses, you’ll still be arguing over where to build the bunker—together.

Blank inside. Premium quality, soft touch cardstock, precision laser cut. Includes an A2 kraft envelope (4-3/8" x 5-3/4")

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