First Amend-mints

When was the last time you paused mid-scroll, saluted the Constitution, and thought, “Wow… I love freedom. And also minty breath”?

Exactly.

Introducing First Amendmints — the only way to defend your right to free speech and free yourself from garlic knots at the same time.

“I know not what course others may take; but as for me, give me liberty and give me fresh breath!”
– definitely not Patrick Henry (and definitely not 1775)

These peppermint powerhouses come in a reusable tin that’s small enough to fit in your pocket, purse, or secret government document pouch. Each tin measures 1.75" x 1.75" x .5", making it perfectly sized for constitutional crises and coffee dates alike.

Before you start exercising those rights, scan the QR code and brush up on your “Know Your Rights” knowledge. Because nothing says “informed citizen” like minty confidence.

Flavor: Peppermint
Tin: Reusable, pocket-sized patriotism

Timeless keepsakes. Trendy kitsch. Slightly unhinged wordplay.
We the people deserve fresh breath.