Got Wine, Hands Free Wine Glass Holder

Finally, a product that says, “I like my hands free, and my wine dangerously close to my face at all times.” The Got Wine? Wine Glass Lanyard is the peak of hands-free vino technology (aka: a fabric necklace that holds your glass so you can gesticulate wildly while telling that story for the 40th time).

Perfect for wine festivals, girls’ night, book clubs where you never read the book, or just wandering your house like a sassy Victorian ghost with a drinking problem.

Made by Chris’s Stuff Inc., aka the masterminds of wine-related genius, this lanyard snugly cradles your stemmed wine glass like it’s the precious chalice it truly is. Just pop your glass in, slip it around your neck, and voilà—you're free to live your best life without ever putting down your drink. (Literally. You don’t have to.)

Warning: May cause envy, giggles, and spontaneous clinking. Not responsible for any sudden urges to yell “WINE NOT?!” every ten minutes.