Lump O' Coal (Because You're an Asshole)

Looking for the perfect gift for that special someone who’s been a little... well, asshole-ish this year? Look no further. This muslin sack holds an actual lump of coal, ready to deliver some holiday sass. It even comes with a charming little card that says:
“Lump o’ coal. Because you’re an asshole. For naughty boys and girls.”

Whether it's for a friend with a questionable sense of humor or that one cousin who just can’t stop talking about their crypto investments, this gift is guaranteed to bring a smirk (and maybe a little shame).

Give the gift of coal—because sometimes, Santa’s got to be savage. 🎅🔥

Includes:  a genuine piece of 3 oz real anthracite premium hard coal, hand washed, vintage-red jute 4" x 6" bag, 

Made in the USA