The Story
Gather ‘round, detectives, because we’ve got an unsolvable case on our hands: The Mystery of Who Gives a Shit. Spoiler alert: it’s not you.
Slap this magnet on your fridge, your filing cabinet, or anywhere you need to gently (or aggressively) remind the world that your give-a-damn meter is permanently broken. Perfect for workplaces, kitchens, or any environment where people expect you to care way more than you do.
A+ gift for anyone whose response to literally everything is a casual shrug and a sip of coffee. 🔍☕🧩
Case closed.
3" x 2". Made in the USA. Illustrated by Steven Rhodes.
Description
Gather ‘round, detectives, because we’ve got an unsolvable case on our hands: The Mystery of Who Gives a Shit. Spoiler alert: it’s not you.
Slap this magnet on your fridge, your filing cabinet, or anywhere you need to gently (or aggressively) remind the world that your give-a-damn meter is permanently broken. Perfect for workplaces, kitchens, or any environment where people expect you to care way more than you do.
A+ gift for anyone whose response to literally everything is a casual shrug and a sip of coffee. 🔍☕🧩
Case closed.
3" x 2". Made in the USA. Illustrated by Steven Rhodes.
