This Card is Your Gift

Ah yes, the ultimate gift for those who appreciate minimal effort and maximum sass. This card gets straight to the point—no frills, no fancy wrapping, just pure, unfiltered honesty. Perfect for that friend who always says, “Don’t get me anything” (but totally expects something), or for when you meant to buy a gift but got distracted by, well… life. Hand it over with confidence, maybe throw in a shrug, and watch them roll their eyes while secretly loving your sense of humor.

Blank inside. Includes an envelope. 4.25 x 5.5 inches. Made in the USA